So I signed up for an account on MyFoodDiary.com. For just $9 a month, the website will calculate, track, and report all the food that I eat in day. It won’t eat the food for me, but will just about tell everything about it. I’ve heard about it for awhile, but I finally cowboyed up to pay the $9 fee. I entered in my breakfast: 1 sesame bagel, 1 T peanut butter, 1 T Nutella, 2 cups 1% milk. Seems like a normal, modest breakfast, right? NO! I ate a hoppin’ 811 calories! In one meal! According to my daily calorie requirement (calculated by MyFoodDiary.com based on my height, weight, age), I can only eat 500 calories for the rest of the day. Yeah right.

**So if you think you might want to date Jenny, just remember she’s trying to watch what she eats.