Since I’ve started this blog, I’ve seen some pretty hilarious search terms that Google and other search engines have linked to my site. I thought I’d share with you just how silly some are. I apologize to those searchers who didn’t exactly find what they were looking for.
“mormons in swimsuits” (I bet he was disappointed.)
“hot wet LDS women” (And I bet he was even more disappointed.)
“larger breasted women smarter” (Try putting those words into the Kanye West song Stronger. It’s kind of funny.)
“can mormons watch saving private ryan” (Of course!)
“convince ‘wife to get a boob job’” (Now that’s just sad.)
“breast implants for badgers” (Now that’s just wrong.)
Stay tuned for hopefully more hilarious search terms to come, as I still have plenty of blog post ideas in the pipeline. Also, if you have a suggestion for a funny blog idea, please email them to datejenny@gmail.com. (We’ll see how that goes from there.)
**So if you’re dating Jenny, don’t mention you work in taxidermy and you’re thinking of putting breast implants in small mammals. She’ll know exactly who you are.
4 Responses to “How People Found Jenny”
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October 2nd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
It is scary what some people search for! Then again, I’ve seen my own Google history and it isn’t normal…
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
All these search terms are legit, people.
October 3rd, 2008 at 8:17 am
What happens if I search for “Saving private Ryan’s breast implants with hot wet Mormon badgers”? Will i find your blog. I have a very niche interest!
October 6th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
[quote]“mormons in swimsuits” (I bet he was disappointed.)
“hot wet LDS women” (And I bet he was even more disappointed.)
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You’re taking it for granted that these were searches made by men.